Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

All men are the same.

No, seriously. The same.

Anytime the the topic of sex and marriage comes up men always roll their eyes and make some comment about how sex is nonexistent in terms on marriage.

It doesn't matter if they are married or single. Divorced or widowed. Gay or straight.

Same response.

Which let me just say, why do single men even comment?

You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

And as far as I'm concerned, like children, men should be seen not heard.

Anyway, back to this this sexless marriage that men are so convinced ALWAYS happens.

My favorite part about it is whenever they say it, they always come in really close and look at you in the eyes with this serious stare, like it's some scientific fact. And clearly I am a fool for ever doubting it.

Part of me wants to get ALL the women in this world to come together and actually stop having sex with their husbands.

That way, at least if we have to listen to men go on and on about how sad they are for their lack of sex, it can be ACTUAL truth.

But let's get serious here for second.

Are men really that retarded?

Okay silly question.

They are.

I think what gets me is that it's never their fault.

I mean, obviously women don't actually like sex they just do it in order to trick men into thinking they like it, just so they can trap them into a sexless marriage.

Sorry ladies, the cat is out of the bag!

What a joke.

Seriously, if any women isn't having sex with their husbands it's probably because he stopped being good in bed.

Bottom line: men are retarded

Sorry, I can't help it.

Okay, real bottom line: Men, turn off the porn and step up your game.

What is worse than having no sex?

Having boring, lazy sex.

So next time you go to open your mouth to complain about it or comment on it... think back to the last time you gave your lady a mind blowing orgasm.

I feel like most of you won't even be able to remember.

Ladies, you're welcome.