i actually pay good money to look like a little girl.

GOTP: So, I bet you get up close and personal with a lot of ladies.

Brazilian waxer: Yep, at least 15 a day for the last 7 years.

GOTP: Sooo, on a scale of 1-10 where does mine rank?

Brazilian waxer: (laughs uncomfortably) oh it's just fine.

::Awkward Silence::

Brazilian waxer: I am going to need you to hold your knees up to your head.

GOTP: Wow, usually I get dinner before I do this sort of thing.

Brazilian waxer: (laughs uncomfortably while looking at me with judging eyes)

Man, tough crowd.