Okay, I would first like to note that I am in fact on the pill. I am in no way ready to have a child. I can barely feed myself let alone some poor defenseless little baby. With that said......
Why do men assume you are always trying to trick them into impregnating you?
You even mention the word baby and they want to strap on a condom for the remainder of your conversation. And the entire time you are talking they have this dazed look on their face and seriously, i swear I see these little floating babies in their eyes. And not in the good way.
And seriously, you are in the middle of your "love making" (okay, I just threw up in my mouth) and you ask them not to pull out, you know so maybe you can both get off together (even though it has come to my attention that maybe that is too much of a commitment for them) and they look at your like you just told them you committed murder.
So then you lie there after and have this conversation:
W: You know, i'm on the pill right?
M: Ya, just figure I should do what I can for birth control
W: Which I appreciate I do, but I mean every once in awhile it's cool
M: I'm just not ready to have a baby
W: Whoa, who said anything about a baby? I mean, you do know I actually take my pills right? I'm not trying to pull a fast one on you.
M: (Awkwardly avoiding eye contact) Oh ya, I know...
It's like all the sudden too much eye contact is going to somehow get you pregnant.
But seriously, are there women out there who actually try to TRICK men into having babies? Cause I would like to meet them... and then punch them in the ovaries. Maybe that will teach them a lesson. But it's because of them I have guys giving me a complex about being some baby crazed psycho who is always trying to have a ton of babies.
I sometimes dream of what our world would be like if men were the ones who carried the babies.
Another reason why I know God is a man.
A smart man.
If there is such a thing.
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010
sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Okay, I would first like to note that I am in fact on the pill. I am in no way ready to have a child. I can barely feed myself let alone some poor defenseless little baby. With that said......
Why do men assume you are always trying to trick them into impregnating you?
You even mention the word baby and they want to strap on a condom for the remainder of your conversation. And the entire time you are talking they have this dazed look on their face and seriously, i swear I see these little floating babies in their eyes. And not in the good way.
And seriously, you are in the middle of your "love making" (okay, I just threw up in my mouth) and you ask them not to pull out, you know so maybe you can both get off together (even though it has come to my attention that maybe that is too much of a commitment for them) and they look at your like you just told them you committed murder.
So then you lie there after and have this conversation:
W: You know, i'm on the pill right?
M: Ya, just figure I should do what I can for birth control
W: Which I appreciate I do, but I mean every once in awhile it's cool
M: I'm just not ready to have a baby
W: Whoa, who said anything about a baby? I mean, you do know I actually take my pills right? I'm not trying to pull a fast one on you.
M: (Awkwardly avoiding eye contact) Oh ya, I know...
It's like all the sudden too much eye contact is going to somehow get you pregnant.
But seriously, are there women out there who actually try to TRICK men into having babies? Cause I would like to meet them... and then punch them in the ovaries. Maybe that will teach them a lesson. But it's because of them I have guys giving me a complex about being some baby crazed psycho who is always trying to have a ton of babies.
I sometimes dream of what our world would be like if men were the ones who carried the babies.
Another reason why I know God is a man.
A smart man.
If there is such a thing.
Why do men assume you are always trying to trick them into impregnating you?
You even mention the word baby and they want to strap on a condom for the remainder of your conversation. And the entire time you are talking they have this dazed look on their face and seriously, i swear I see these little floating babies in their eyes. And not in the good way.
And seriously, you are in the middle of your "love making" (okay, I just threw up in my mouth) and you ask them not to pull out, you know so maybe you can both get off together (even though it has come to my attention that maybe that is too much of a commitment for them) and they look at your like you just told them you committed murder.
So then you lie there after and have this conversation:
W: You know, i'm on the pill right?
M: Ya, just figure I should do what I can for birth control
W: Which I appreciate I do, but I mean every once in awhile it's cool
M: I'm just not ready to have a baby
W: Whoa, who said anything about a baby? I mean, you do know I actually take my pills right? I'm not trying to pull a fast one on you.
M: (Awkwardly avoiding eye contact) Oh ya, I know...
It's like all the sudden too much eye contact is going to somehow get you pregnant.
But seriously, are there women out there who actually try to TRICK men into having babies? Cause I would like to meet them... and then punch them in the ovaries. Maybe that will teach them a lesson. But it's because of them I have guys giving me a complex about being some baby crazed psycho who is always trying to have a ton of babies.
I sometimes dream of what our world would be like if men were the ones who carried the babies.
Another reason why I know God is a man.
A smart man.
If there is such a thing.
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