I once walked into a party and they rated every girl as they walked in.
I scored an 8.39. Which was written in sharpie on my body.
It will forever be a mystery to me why women are insecure and have body image issues.
Clearly it isn't for reasons like that.
Oh and by the way, I totally deserved at least a 9.0. Thanks ass holes.
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Monday, July 5, 2010
the more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
I once walked into a party and they rated every girl as they walked in.
I scored an 8.39. Which was written in sharpie on my body.
It will forever be a mystery to me why women are insecure and have body image issues.
Clearly it isn't for reasons like that.
Oh and by the way, I totally deserved at least a 9.0. Thanks ass holes.
I scored an 8.39. Which was written in sharpie on my body.
It will forever be a mystery to me why women are insecure and have body image issues.
Clearly it isn't for reasons like that.
Oh and by the way, I totally deserved at least a 9.0. Thanks ass holes.
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AnonymousJuly 7, 2010 at 8:58 AMMaybe you should have asked them to drop their pants so you can rate them on size. Guarantee all of them would have scored nothing higher than a 5 ;)
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i didn't need to ask them to drop their pants... their faces were enough for me. not anything more than a 5 :) i only stayed for the free booze.
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Maybe you should have asked them to drop their pants so you can rate them on size. Guarantee all of them would have scored nothing higher than a 5 ;)
ReplyDeletei didn't need to ask them to drop their pants... their faces were enough for me. not anything more than a 5 :) i only stayed for the free booze.
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